i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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