'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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