I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
The ass gains better be worth it
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