D3 body, D1 cock
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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