I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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