I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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