I didn't shave. On purpose
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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