Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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