So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
