so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
