That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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