We're like a lot better than the average bears
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
