I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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