it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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