He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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