we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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