I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
