Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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