Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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