too bad you live with your parents still
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
