You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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