Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
