He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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