yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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