I wanna bring you to show and tell
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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