is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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