I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
