his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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