Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Randomize
