yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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