and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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