We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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