wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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