Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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