Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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