drinking out of a sandbucket again
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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