he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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