It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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