dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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