No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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