HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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