Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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