We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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