Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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