haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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