no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Is Oprah even human
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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