At least make sure they are 18
Why
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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