Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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