put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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