I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Randomize
