Well apparently he's into motor boating.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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