Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Randomize
