Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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