You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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