Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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