normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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