ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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