he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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