if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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